Sunday, 14 July 2013

(Christina) Train musings


14/07/2013
So Im sitting on the train on the way to sydney from newcastle. A bit worried because I just had a really good time with my sister and am now returning to 2 weeks of doing nothing again in sydney. I don’t want to go back to being a derp brain.
I’m sitting at the middle carriage.
Because, this:
Not currently being a student, I should buy a full price train ticket. But I didn’t have enough money on my card so I bought a student ticket.
BUT, how much of an idiot can I be!? There are ALWAYS ticket investigators on this line.
$300 fine if I don’t play my cards right. This is gonna have to be some smooth business.
They always start at the front carriage and move through to the back. I have decided to keep my eye out for them boarding at the front. When we stop at the next station, I will get out of the train, and go into the very front carriage which they will hopefully already checked, therefore missing them checking my ticket and potentially stripping $300 from my travel money.

So I could have gone on a hectic bushwalk with my sister today, but decided not to. Because my muscles are whining from going to pump gym class (my first time in a gym!) with my sister yesterday.
I spent the whole gym session wondering how the girl with flabby arms in front of me managed to lift the same amount as the buff male instructor.

And trying to concentrate on doing things in the same timing as the others. Everyone was in time and I was totally out of time; I felt like that exaggerated person in the movies trying to join a pro dance class for the first time.
Plus, I feel like no work is being done; its futile because you are in pain JUST to build muscle, which is purely for your appearance benefit.
I’d rather bike ride to some awesome destination, admiring scenery, hearing the birds sing and the sun shining and butterflies doin their thang and all that jazz.
Ok im over this topic.
Umm. Stupid train! I am HYPER, jiggling my leg. I want to punch something! You know what I hate!? People who just blindly go through life with no holistic thinking, COME ON BRAINS COME ON GUYS GET A MOVE ON TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE THINKING
It cos they act and don’t think and I think but don’t act
See Im doing that now
Far out im so agitated.
Blahhhblbhahbhbha soosdfjlkljasdfjlksjdhlfjksd

Things:
1. That feeling you have when you’re trying to sleep but you have a fever and cant get comfy.
2. I don’t know why people don’t sing more clearly. The following lyrics are an example of what I would write on my ‘Song Lyrics’ website if I had one, because this is what I hear them say. Please now take the time to listen to this song carefully while reading these lyrics to see that I’m right.

‘Secrets’, by One Republic
I need another story. Something to get off my chesssss.
My life gets kinda boring. (Really! Me too! We should be friends)
Need something that I cang confess. 
Turln on my sleeves I stained red.
From all the truth that I’ve said.
Can buy it honestly I swear
Thought you saw me wink no
I been on the brink so
Tell me what you want to hear!
Something that I like those ears
Sinking volley insincere!
So I’m gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don’t need another perfect laaan
Dun get cravings eh to jump in line! (I feel you man. Happens all the time)
Im gonna give all my secrets away.

Etc.

I don’t even have internet to check if I’m right.

ARGH THAT WAS NOT A USEFUL BLOG.

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